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The Club Man Chronicles

An (extremely) irregular series showing life as seen through the eyes of the regulars at a Northern Working Mans Club


Knocker

Christmas Time

Santa’s a swine

He didn’t bring

Me bike last time

With logs on the fire

And a bat by the stair

He’s getting knocked out

If I don’t get one this year…

KNOCKER…GET OFF THAT FUCKING MICROPHONE AND TURN THAT CLIFF RICHARD RECORD OFF – THE TURN’S ON IN A MINUTE…

Heh heh heh…