Looking good Dave.
Friday, 29 June 2007
Looking good Dave.
Each and everyone is a steaming pile of putrid shite.
Thursday, 28 June 2007
I've just witnessed an exchange between a Liverpool 'supporter' and one of a Man Utd persuasion where the Liverpool fan, without a trace of irony in his forty year old Banbury accent, decryed the Man Utd chap as, 'a glory hunter because you're not from Manchester'.
You can't write comedy like this.
Wednesday, 27 June 2007
Tuesday, 26 June 2007
Let's look at the facts shall we:-
- Both went to school in Edinburgh
- Both started their careers in unthinkable shitholes - Blair in Co. Durham and Souness in Middlesbrough
- Both had porn taches when they younger
- Both replaced people who were far better than they'll ever be (John Smith and Sir Bobby Robson)
- Both rely heavily on spin to hide their ineptness
- Both have only had success north of the border, failing miserably in England
- Both of them employed idiots - The list is too long for Blair, I'll simply mention Prescott, Souness, amongst others, once played an unknown african who claimed to be George Weah's cousin in a PREMIER LEAGUE match!
- They're both renowned for their love of a pound or two
- They both hung on until the bitter end before being removed from their positions
- They both, for some unfathomable reason, keep getting linked with top jobs.
- They were both fucking incompetent!
There you have it, proof positive if ever it was needed, that the caledonian chancer and the soon to be ex premier are one and the same person. This might explain why the jocks have the life of riley and our pensioners can't afford their prescriptions in order to live, still as long as Tone gets to be president of europe then it'll all have been worth it.
Monday, 25 June 2007
Friday, 22 June 2007
Turns out I was wrong, turns out he's got himself a Nintendo Wii (pronounced Wee). You know the one, where you don't just sit down and play games, you strap the controller to your hand and act out the moves. Well last night he challenged me to, Tennis, Baseball, Golf, Bowling and of course... Boxing.
Today I have more aches and pains than Ricky Hatton's next opponent and am struggling to walk around my new warehouse much less do any actual work.
Nintendo Wii - be careful, you'll think it's a piece of piss but the next day you'll feel like shit!
PS - Yes I did beat him at everything...except the boxing, oh the shame!
Wednesday, 20 June 2007
Tuesday, 19 June 2007
I switched the telly off before I threw things at it and read my paper instead - noting with interest that the MP's who rule this country and also allegedly represent the constituencies that have produced these, sadly, dead soldiers had awarded themselves another pay rise higher than the rate of inflation to go with their gold plated pensions.
Still, it's not as if the money could have been spent elsewhere is it?
Monday, 18 June 2007
Call me pedantic but, the fact that Souness has shares in Rangers, a club he paid nine million pounds to for a player they had got free six months previously, well did that not ring any alarm bells in the chairmans office? Throw in that the player in question was the mighty Boumsong, a defender so inept he makes titus bramble look competent, and shouldn't the local paper have been asking some questions?
With a bit of luck the police will get involved and the caledonian chancer will never work again, which would be lucky for Coventry fans as he's apparently thinking of buying them - using our money probably!
I hope he gets six months and has to share a cell with Barrymore.
Friday, 15 June 2007
Thursday, 14 June 2007
As predicted by my good self Big Sam -v- Little Sam first off.
11 Bolton A
15 Arsenal H
18 Villa H
25 M'Boro A
1 Wigan H
15 Deby A
22 W Ham H
29 Everton A
6 Man C H
20 Spurs H
27 Reading A
3 Ports H
10 SUNDERLAND A
24 L'Pool H
1 Blackburn A
8 Birming H
15 Fulham A
22 Derby H
26 Wigan A
29 Chelsea A
1 Everton H
12 Man U A
19 Bolton H
29 Arsenal A
2 M'Boro H
9 Villa A
23 Man U H
1 Blackb H
8 Liverpool A
15 Birming A
22 Fulham H
29 Spurs A
5 Reading H
12 Portsm A
19 SUNDERLAND H (send em down)
26 West Ham A
3 Chelsea H
11 Man City A
One question - why do we always get chelsea as our last home game???
Will it be the makems so we can teach them their first lesson of what will be a very long season for them?
Will it be Bolton - Big Sam -v- little Sam?
What about an early season collision with Man U or Arsenal to see how our styles compare (ie we'll kick them off the pitch - AVE IT!)
I hope it's Villa away personally because it's normally three points and a good day out.
Whoever we get I'll let you know.
Tuesday, 12 June 2007
This is the same Graeme Souness that on taking over a Newcastle team that had just finished 5th in the league (another inspired footballing decision by the fat pikey) declared that 'this is the best squad of players I've ever had' and then spent £50 million destroying it and bringing in shite like Boumsong, Faye, Babayaro, Luque and, maybe controversially but he's done fuck all for us and he's a mercenary little twat in my opinion, Owen.
I cannot believe that anyone even listens to anything the caledonian fraud says any more much less even consider employing him as a team manager, he doesn't understand either word - Team or Manage.
Anyway, this is the official end of my, Stop the spin - Shepherd OUT campaign as I've obviously won and chunky will be off to Greggs permanently soon.
Howay the lads and shut up Souness you gobshite.
If a rally driver gets covered in champagne and then stuffs his driving gear into a holdall before it begins the three day journey back from somewhere like say,...ooh Greece for instance, to the company headquarters then, when the holdall is opened in the warehouse of the aforementioned company then the overalls will be covered in a green mould - interesting eh?
Thursday, 7 June 2007
Anyway, good stuff's happened in my absence, Shepherd's agreed to sell his shares in Newcastle thus giving me the faint hope of some trophy success in my lifetime, Festival season's starting so there'll be plenty of tunes about and of course Big Brothers back on the telly!! (only kidding - I despise the people who appear on that shite with every bone in my body- sad, insecure, unloved as children, bullied at school muppets that they are.)
I'm back and it feels good.