Monday, 18 June 2007

Gypsies, tramps and thieves

So the Stevens report has 'named names', I can't comment on the others in the list (especially Wor Sam) but it comes as no great surprise to see Souness mentioned. Apparently there's something fishy about his transfer dealings at Newcastle, the report hinting that there are inconsistencies in the deals that brought world class talent such as Boumsong, Luque, Faye and Emre to St James Park.

Call me pedantic but, the fact that Souness has shares in Rangers, a club he paid nine million pounds to for a player they had got free six months previously, well did that not ring any alarm bells in the chairmans office? Throw in that the player in question was the mighty Boumsong, a defender so inept he makes titus bramble look competent, and shouldn't the local paper have been asking some questions?

With a bit of luck the police will get involved and the caledonian chancer will never work again, which would be lucky for Coventry fans as he's apparently thinking of buying them - using our money probably!

I hope he gets six months and has to share a cell with Barrymore.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

If he does move to Coventry you'll only be about 45 minutes away, you can go and throw bricks through his windows and piss in his potted plants.

Rivs said...

Hmm, anonymous but you know where I live - I reckon you're fat.

If he does move to Coventry I'll send their supporters club a wreath in commiseration - then I'll go and push deep fried mars bars through his letterbox, as a scotsman he won't be able to resist and that'll hasten his departure from this mortal coil.

cousin tel said...

Yep, I am a bit fat, didn't mean to be anon though

Rivs said...

Sorry Tel, thought you were someone else. Try and stay off the deep fried mars bars!

cousin tel said...

I havn't got a problem with deep fried mars bars, I could give them up tommorrow.......if i wanted to

Daz said...

It's the crisps you've got to watch in your family Tel. Just one look at that square heided jock ponce should tell you that.

Rivs said...

I'm assuming you mean the technophobe crisp eating ponce, the one who never comments on owt?

tel said...

he's too busy chatting to his pals on the golden wonder message boards

Rivs said...

Aye, My name's Dave and I'm a crispaholic.