Monday, 25 June 2007

Sack the board, Sack the Board...

The new owner of Newcastle United, Mike Ashley, has reportedly asked the entire board to hand in their resignations as he intends to replace them with his own people before he lashes out tens of millions of pounds on players. I would comment further on this but it's difficult to type when you're doing handstands.

4 comments:

cousin tel said...

It's the North East of England for christs sake, just sack the bastards and punch fuck out of them on the way out.....especially that freddie shepherd character, total knob.

Rivs said...

Hey, we're not like that in the lands the vikings built - we're civilised we are. They'll be invited to the boardroom for a glass of champagne and a gold watch to recognise their services, then they'll hopefully get hoyed down the stairs by security the bunch of slimy, corrupt (in my opinion)twats!

THE-SHADO said...

You must be chuffed to bits that Fat Fred has been kept on as Chairman and not thrown down the stairs of SJP?
Oh and Gerrami is on his way to Toon for free. Again good business I think? No.

SHAD

Rivs said...

I reckon he's only been kept on until they can sack him for gross misconduct without compensation. Probly as soon as they take a good look at the books - In my opinion!