Separated at Birth??

Here's a conundrum for you - Are Tony Blair and Graeme Souness the same person?

Let's look at the facts shall we:-

• Both went to school in Edinburgh
• Both started their careers in unthinkable shitholes - Blair in Co. Durham and Souness in Middlesbrough
• Both had porn taches when they younger
• Both replaced people who were far better than they'll ever be (John Smith and Sir Bobby Robson)
• Both rely heavily on spin to hide their ineptness
• Both have only had success north of the border, failing miserably in England
• Both of them employed idiots - The list is too long for Blair, I'll simply mention Prescott, Souness, amongst others, once played an unknown african who claimed to be George Weah's cousin in a PREMIER LEAGUE match!
• They're both renowned for their love of a pound or two
• They both hung on until the bitter end before being removed from their positions
• They both, for some unfathomable reason, keep getting linked with top jobs.
• They were both fucking incompetent!

There you have it, proof positive if ever it was needed, that the caledonian chancer and the soon to be ex premier are one and the same person. This might explain why the jocks have the life of riley and our pensioners can't afford their prescriptions in order to live, still as long as Tone gets to be president of europe then it'll all have been worth it.