Well then, where to start today?
I’ve had a crap week work-wise, put in loads of unpaid hours with a lot more to come, been treated like a mug and generally unappreciated.
'Special' - My second novel is getting rejected left, right and centre...
I decided to spend last night working on the fourth (and hopefully final) draft of my toon book ‘I’m Rivelino’ but my internet connection went down thus stopping my research. After arsing about for an hour or so I finally admitted defeat and rang my provider to be met with a recorded message telling me they were upgrading and ‘some networks may be affected’ – that’s not what I pay for – I assume my bill will be rebated accordingly will it? Fuckers. .
Too frustrated by now to work on my book I decided to acquaint myself with ‘Photoshop’ with a view to using it on a website I’m putting together. As my copy of the program didn’t come with any manuals I’ve acquired some old ones, one of which came with a bonus disk full of tutorials and free images.
‘Brilliant’ I thought ‘progress on something anyway’ until I realised that the disk was so old that my new laptop wich runs on ‘Vista’ didn’t recognise the fucking content of the bonus disk and my version doesn’t correlate with any of the manuals.
So I’m in a right huff and contemplating paddling a canoe down Hartlepool Marina before resurfacing in Panama in the future when my phone rings…..and everything was alright again.
I’m going to be Godfather to my nephew James – get in!
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Does that mean will will have to call you Godfather in prague or will Don Rivelino be ok
I'll just keep calling you a cunt if that's okay.
Oh aye James reckons he wants a new BMX and the full subbutteo range for his christening, i told him his godfather would sort that out.
Thats shit crack that is Darrell
Tel,
I like the sound of Don Rivelino - just don't call me that at Czech immigration...
Daz,
I read somewhere that the most important role of a godparent is in teaching their surrogate offspring the value of money - so I shall obviously make that a priority and learn him from day one...
ps - Payney says if you don't give him ya dinner money then you're going in the hockle pit!
We'll be lucky if we can even speak by the time we get to czech immigration
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