I’m all excited this week.
‘Why’s that,’ I hear you ask, ‘surely a grizzled old cynic such as yourself doesn’t get excited about anything Mr. Fasthands?’
I’ll tell you why – it’s the first big boys beano of the year on Saturday, the lads are travelling from Scotland, the Toon and Oxfordshire and we’re hitting Wolverhampton HARD - I cannit wait!
Obviously there’s also been a couple of things that have got my goat lately:-
Mike Ashley – Fat Liar
Dennis Wise – Insidious, Machiavellian dwarf with ‘little man’ complex
Derek Llambias – Arthur Daley’s smugger and stupider brother
Corrupt politicians in the House of Lords – Surprised? Not really.
The whole South of England coming to a standstill because it snowed – puffs.
Redundancies at work and the backbiting, moaning and bitching that has accompanied it – bunch of arse like.
Peter Mandelson – I’m alright Jack.
Anyway, bollocks to all that, I’m in too much of a good mood to let all of those plums spoilt it.
Have a good one kids – I know I will!
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Did you know Wolverhampton was the first place in the UK to have automatic traffic lights
Did you know that Wolverhampton Wanderers legend Steve Bull, actualy comes from Coventry...probably.
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