I'm going to Fulham tomorrow to watch Newcastle, apparently we haven't kept a clean sheet there since 1946 AND I haven't seen us score a goal there yet so normally I wouldn't be hopeful BUT I heard a story yesterday that makes me think we'll be alright.
In 1969 Newcastle United won the Fairs Cup (forerunner to the UEFA cup) and all was hunky dory in geordieland, a supporter (who's name I don't know) and prominent shareholder who had followed them for many years home and away died soon after but the club failed to mention him in any programme notes or official publication.
His wife, who was some kind of spritual medium type, was a bit miffed by this and put a curse on the club - Newcastle have won nothing since - and to think I thought I was the jinx, being born in 1970!
Anyway, last week she lifted it...on the very day that we beat Birmingham City with a last minute winner - let the good times roll!
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Brilliant, we're shit but it's not our fault, if I didn't know you better I'd say you'd turned into a bit of a scouser
No - we're shit but it's not MY fault!!
Scouser?? You cheeky brummie twat!
wor andy, chris here. finally found my way onto your blog..its good stuff apart fron the being english in the in column..you might want to rethink that 1.. i totally agree with you on wanker of the week..the world would be a happier place without whinging fucking cows like her and a better place if more people followed that couples example and decided to shaft insurance companies...i,ve never had a penny out the cunts in years...time michelle had a wee accident methinks!!!
Fuckin Hell Cousin Chris has discovered electricity and that!!!
Alright mate - I just put that English thing to annoy McBride cos he never posts anything - I knew I'd lure one of yous out of hiding in the end...
No, the reason we'll be ok tomorrow is becasue I'm gannin.!!
FACT!!
Yeah, scouser always blaming something or someone else for the bad things that happen to them. It's just an analogy, i wasn't suggesting you'd developed a shit sense of humour, started stealing off your own or got a dodgy perm (you wish). Enjoy the game hope, you win.
(Not a brummie by the way, it's the black country...don't you know)
Cousin Chris. 2 things, theres only 1 person with the name cousin on this website and thats me (you're not even fasthands proper cousin for fucks sake) and secondly people who falsify their insurance claims are only pushing up the premiums for everyone else, i should know, I've done it.
FACT
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