Spooky...

I know someone who reckons he's got a spy living next door - he's adamant* that she's a security style person as she comes and goes at odd hours, is a cockney living in geordieland and is evasive about her employment - other people have suggested that maybe she's a prostitute, shift worker or even just doesn't like nosey bastards. Me? I agree with him but I can't tell you why. Need to know basis, know what I mean...If I told you I'd have to kill you.

Oops there's a knock at the door - I hope it's not that family that are living in the witness protection programme down the street wanting sugar again...


* He's not really Adam Ant - That's Stuart Goddard not the bloke I know.