Tuesday, 18 September 2007

Everything is average nowadays - part 5

People whose jobs are their lives – they won’t give you any medals and you’ll be out of the door the minute they don’t want you any more you stupid twats; Judges – completely out of touch and irrelevant to modern society; Politicians – scum; The media in this country – too many separate agendas hiding the real news from the masses; Tara Palmer Tomkinson – writer? Professional posh bint more like;The Liberal Democrats backpedalling on their manifesto pledge to hold a referendum on the european constitution and instead backing Gordon Brown because he'll do them loads of favours - never trust them...ever;The Crown Prosecution Service taking a woman to court because she threw her car around at 10 miles per hour to dislodge a yob who had jumped on her bonnet while his mate who had three dogs with him, including a pitbull, stood directly behind the car so she couldn't reverse. Oh yeh, even the police said there should be no further action but the CPS still went ahead - mind you there were no charges brought against the two nobs who attacked her car - tough on crime eh;Students (might as well);The government declaring that no-one will lose their savings should Northern Rock go under - this is the same government that stole (yes fucking STOLE - sue me I'd welcome the publicity) the pensions of millions of ordinary britons and destroyed their lives in the process. Does anyone actually believe them any more? The queues outside the branches of Northern Rock would suggest not;'Shirtlifter' being considered an offensive enough word to upset a grown man- fucking drama queen;Britney Spears - bored now pet, off you go;Did I mention politicians?

They're all chancing twats that should be shot with shit.

8 comments:

Daz said...

Having a bad day? What happened to reasons to be cheerful?
I don't suppose this turn of mood has anything to do with your 'top six' team losing to bottom placed Derby last night. Never mind, at least the optimism lasted five games in this season.
P.S. is jcl the ex-Liverpool or ex-Man Utd fan? Or is he one of the young ones that was lucky enough to grow up when Keegan had taken over?

Rivs said...

Nah nowt to dee with that - I divvent even like football me, I'm more of a boxer like.

I believe JCL to be the ex liverpool fan in the acclaimed meeting of minds that is the Waalsend Ultras.

cousin tel said...

My boss, for planning a meeting on champions league night, not attending won't do me any favours at all in the getting a transfer stakes so I'm fucked.......he is incidentally a newcastle united fan so it doesn't really matter to him

Rivs said...

I'm with him - Ha!!

cousin tel said...

might have known i'd get no sympathy on this site

jcl said...

Daz i am very disappointed that you didn't figure out which one was jcl, surely the frequency and content of my posts would have made it obvious that I do the ultras p.r work. I like to think of myself as Comical Ali to reeders Saddam!

jcl said...

While we're on the subject of things that get us riled, just endured a 10 minute metro ride with a group of youths wearing tracksuits (tucked into socks I hasten to add)playing rave tunes as loudly as their stolen mobile phones would allow, cunts!
Also, bloody students, seen a group of two males and three females walking down Northumberland street, one of the males was wearing a pair of pink satin pyjamas over the top of his clothes, you look neither wacky nor zany young man, you just look a cunt!!

Rivs said...

I bet you never told him tho!