- Gordon Brown / A Charva (or chav if you’re southern)
Consider the evidence: -
- Charvas are bang into tack (or dope if you're southern) and Gordon is addicted to tax.
- They’ll both shaft anything they can – In the Charva’s case it’s charvettes, in Brown’s case it’s England.
- You’d like to give them both a bit of ‘Happy slapping’
- They’re both ruled by the head with one eye
- They both rob pensioners
I rest my case.